@michaeljhawks I got this the other day and let me tell you, it’s just like reading an essay I wrote when I was in third grade about a dog that made me sad, but not as good.
I get tired of all these damn paparazzi exploiting the hell out of my good looks.
IM MAKIN SO MANY GODDAMN PRESERVES. IMA GET AT APPLES NEXT.
I’m putting this in as my vote for album of 2013.
I made homemade strawberry preserves because FUCK YOU, MARTHA STEWART.
I absolutely have the greatest mom in the world, as evidenced by this picture of her partying harder than anyone else at Disney that day. Love you, mom!
Because social media, duh.
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Twitter: @ShaneSpiker
SnapChat: Autolobotomy
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MySpace: Shane Spiker
Livejournal: illsleepforever
The Simpsons Tapped Out: shanespiker
Why not?
Is this real life?
Baseball is the greatest.
I just cannot handle this kid. Regram from @callistaspiker
